What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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No soap radio

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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don't read this

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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Women's rights...

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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