- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Guess what? AIDS!

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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