- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Where's the soap?

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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