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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

Knock, Knock No one was home.

"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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