Knock, Knock No one was home.

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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