- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

when debbie meets downer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

I need to start studying.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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