What's green and blue? yellow

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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Sarah Palin

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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Knock knock Shut up

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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watch a i d s left

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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