Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

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.sdrawkcab siht gnidaer era ouy ,siht daer nac ouy fI

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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Well... My reputation is still kinda exaggerated apparently. What you experienced is called astral projection, some people claim it is the same as lucid dreaming, I beg to differ, the difference is vast. You basically just admitted that people believe much more in you, than you believe in yourself, without believing hypnosis does not work, people are like "bah its just suggestions", its true, but underestimating the power of suggestions is a pretty bad call.

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Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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watch a i d s left

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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