- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Women's Rights.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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