What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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