- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Dude man, I'm high...

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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