What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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