What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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