What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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