An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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