Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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Anti Joke

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