what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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