There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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