- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

Penis.

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

womens rights

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

Charles Manson is innocent.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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