- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

Black people

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

womens rights

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

Penis.

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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