A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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