Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Your text.

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Happy Monday!

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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arena football

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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tommy is retared

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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