- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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