Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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