Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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Where are you going Your house

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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