Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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Stop procrastinating.

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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