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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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did you stub your toe?

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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