- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

I killed someone on minecraft.

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