- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

Your Mother

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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