- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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