roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

womans rights...

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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