Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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Get on your knees Ho

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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I LIKE TRAINS

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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Yeah I was beginning to enjoy that as well, but I used "timed hypnosis" I have not seen it been coined elsewhere yet, not that I learn hypnosis anymore, I kinda teach it covertly to whoever I believe can use it responsively. "Timed hypnosis" is not really based upon a set amount of time after all time is relative, and our subconcious does know that and the subconcius understands that we did not invent time just because we made some fucking dials spin around" Now, timed hypnosis is based on a purpose, for example: "I will go into a trance until I am done teaching my new buddy how covert hypnosis works and teach her to use it subconciously" But now I made you aware of that, so you can use it consciously as well, the real magic here is that the subconcious is so much more efficient and powerful than the conscious mind that it would not even be neccesary to have a concious mind, except for one thing.

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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