- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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