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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

I just drank a cola.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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