Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Vicky is my best friend.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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Hello

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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Davey Peterson.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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