Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you suck

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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