A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

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What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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black people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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