What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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