Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

People...

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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