- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Where's my tractor?

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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