who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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This statement is false.

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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Anti Joke

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