What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Unconventional thinking Something else out of one: So sometimes I feel there is something I want right? But I don't feel like I deserve it yet or i hesitate although I fucking want it So I go home, decide to take my time before I decide to buy it, and sit my ass on a chair covered with spikes until I decide it is time to get it, Moral 1: You want to take the better decision but don't feel time is right? Some spikes up your ass is not only the perfect way to change your mind, but in this case an excellent metaphor to why you want to keep doing whats best for you. Moral best: Think if you could get all that time you spent hesitating back, would that not be awesome? What if you just stop hesitating now? Would that not be aweso... Go fuckyourself... Nerometal Fuck Neronism... Cool name though

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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yolo your orange looks orange

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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