- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Where's the dick??? east

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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