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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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