- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Whats green? The color green.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Do you like apples? Yes

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