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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

He--Hey guys

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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