- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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