Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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baskets

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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