Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

Make me famous

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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