- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

Agent 47.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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