- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

PSN IS UP

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

I shot a bitch.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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