??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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