Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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