Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

A midget walked under a bar.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Yanter, Look it up

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Women's Rights..

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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