I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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