A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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My mom

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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People with cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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