What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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Everybody will die

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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your social life.

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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