A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Where's the dick??? east

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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