- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

100 chefs walk into a bar

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

What does water taste like? Water

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