What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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