My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

What is the best joke ever? 1D

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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