- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Well, there's one way...

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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