- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

Homosexualism is so gay man

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Sharvil has aids 4 times

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

I woke up today

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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