- Anti Joke

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.