- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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