The truth is he loves her!!

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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"Knock knock." "No."

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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