- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Agent 47.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

I shot a bitch.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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