- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

People with cancer.

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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