- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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