- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

So a baby seal walks into a club

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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