Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

a jew walks out of a furnace

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Where's my tractor?

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

A man walks into a vagina

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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