- Anti Joke

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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